Eagleheart

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Director: Michael Koman and Andrew Weinberg
Eagleheart is an American action comedy television series that aired on the programming block Adult Swim. Eagleheart was produced by Conan O'Brien's production company, Conaco, and stars Chris Elliott as Chris Monsanto. The series aired fr… more »



Bernard Moss:
I know what you did.

Chris Monsanto:
[gasps] Really?

Bernard Moss:
Yeah. I know everything.

Chris Monsanto:
[scared] About Brett?

Bernard Moss:
Yeah, and if you don't do what I say, I'm spilling.

Chris Monsanto:
What do you want?

Bernard Moss:
You work for me now.

[later, where Bernard goes to his apartment to see his wife while the scene is in a 70s styled ratio]

Bernard Moss:
Eleanor! Eleanor! Oh. Eleanor! You'll never guess the day I had. Go on. Guess.

Eleanor Moss; Save your serenading for the follies, Bernard. Spit it.

Bernard Moss:
I got one, Eleanor. After all these dry months, one just fell right into my lap -- Right there -- Ka-plop. Bernie Moss lap time for one grade-a chumperoo. Oh, Eleanor, if only you could have seen it. It started like any other day.

[Bernard flashback his scenes where he's been going around to random people's houses and apartments saying his quote "I know what you did"]

Bernard Moss:
[narrating] I went around cold-accusing anyone who'd give me an ear for a half a shake. It was a rousing string of the usual defeats and indignities. I was just about to give up on the whole thing.

Bernard Moss:
Stupid, no-good fool I am. Who was I kidding, thinking this was a good idea? Louse. Imbecile. [mocking] "I know what you did. I know what you did.

[while Bernard was angrily mocking his quote, he then sees Chris at the beginning of the scene where they first met, when Bernard accused him]

Bernard Moss:
I know what you did.

Chris Monsanto:
[gasps] Really.

Bernard Moss:
[gasps for surprise] Yeah. I know everything.

[Bernard's flashback ends]

Bernard Moss:
He bought it, Eleanor. I got him on the hook, right through the curl in his lip.

Eleanor Moss:
What's this mean?

Bernard Moss:
It means the sun's coming out, sweetheart. It means our luck's finally coming 'round. We'll squeeze him for dough, go to the coast. They got good hospitals there. You can get your heart treated. This chumps' gonna give us a future.

Henry Moss:
The only chump's the one I'm looking at. [referring to his father]

Bernard Moss:
Aw, Hank. Don't you see? I'm doing this for you. This goose will pay your way through College, grad school, even.

Henry Moss:
You know I ain't got the brains for College. You just want me to go so you can kid yourself into thinking your life wasn't a total failure. But all the College in the world won't make up for the fact that you let my sister die, and now Mom's in the bedroom shooting dope into her veins on account of it.

Bernard Moss:
[sobbing] Oh, god, Hank. Oh, god!

Henry Moss:
Your dinner's getting cold. [angrily leaves]

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