Eagleheart2011

[Chris tries to call Bernard Moss by searching everyone's phone number]

Chris Monsanto:
[on phone] Hello. I'm calling on behalf of Bernard Moss. He knows what you did, and he --

[receiver hangs up]

Chris Monsanto:
Hello? Hello? [hangs up]

Chris Monsanto:
Hi, I'm calling on behalf of Bernard Moss. He knows what you did, and he --

[another receiver hangs up]

Chris Monsanto:
Hello. Hi. I'm not privy to that information, but I do know you did something that he observed, and, uh, well, he wants to blackmail you.

[many hanged up calls later]

Chris Monsanto:
[tired] I'm calling on behalf of Bernard Moss. He knows what you did --

Caller #1:
Stick your ass in your [bleep].

Chris Monsanto:
No, I am sorry. I don't think that's anatomically possible. Thank you, anyway.

Chris Monsanto:
You work for me now, and I work for him, so we're all in this together.

Caller #2:
Who the f*** is this?!

Chris Monsanto:
Yeah.