Eagleheart

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Director: Michael Koman and Andrew Weinberg
Eagleheart is an American action comedy television series that aired on the programming block Adult Swim. Eagleheart was produced by Conan O'Brien's production company, Conaco, and stars Chris Elliott as Chris Monsanto. The series aired fr… more »



Susie Wagner:
[to Dr. Gardner] Check his spank bank.

[Dr. Gardner plays the Spank Bank scene on Perp's brain]

Robber:
Alright, gentlemen. Start your sybians and let's go through this one more time.

[click, whirring]

Robber:
We're gonna squeeze through this real tight alley, right behind a library. Ooh, yeah.

Captain:
The library! Move out!

Dr. Gardner:
Genius! They were sexing up their fire-bombing plans so that the memories would be stored in the Spank Bank and wouldn't show up in the Brain Drain!

Chris Monsanto:
How did they found out that we weren't looking in the, um, Spank Bank?

Susie Wagner:
They must have a mole on the inside.

Barber:
[on screen with the bad guys] I'm a gonna betray them real nice.

[the Marshal crew looks at the Barber]

Barber:
ARRIVEDERCI, PIGS! [escapes]

Captain:
GET THAT STUGOTS!

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