Eagleheart2011

Chris Monsanto:
Excuse me, Miss. I couldn't help but notice you shedding some tears. You must be at the wrong grave. This belongs to Brett Mobley, and the only woman affected by his death would've been his beloved Aunt Jemima.

Tess Mobley:
He was my brother.

Chris Monsanto:
Oh, I'm sorry. I-I didn't see you at the funeral.

Tess Mobley:
Yeah, well, I missed it on account that I was bawling in my car like a pansy, and I crashed into some scumbag. And he started spewing some crap at me, and I got really turned on. So I spit on him, and then he shoved me, and we had sex.

Chris Monsanto:
Huh?