Eagleheart2011

[as Chris crushed Junkyard Steve with his crusher, Junkyard Steve was still alive when he was a flat cartoon character]

Junkyard Steve:
That's right, Chris. I had my bones removed. At first, it was just my ribs so I could blow myself. Found out the wife was cheating, thought I deserved a treat. Then I thought, "why not go all the way"? Now I can blow every part of me. I can even blow my nose, and not the way you're thinkin'. Get your mind in the gutter.

Junkyard's Dog:
[barks at Chris]

Chris Monsanto:
Okay. Alright. Easy, boy.

Junkyard Steve:
[to his dog] Attack!

[then Junkyard's Dog betrayed him by biting Steve's arm floating away like a deflated balloon]

Junkyard Steve:
[floating away] IT WAS WORTH IT!