Eagleheart2011

Chris Monsanto:
Are you the on they call "The Wiper"?

The Wiper:
Depends. Are you Chris Monsanto... [pulls out his gun at Chris] the Marshal?

Chris Monsanto:
Oh. Easy, fella. Former Marshal, okay? I'm on the run now. I need one of your world-famous wipes. Need a new name, new social, the works.

The Wiper:
Yeah, I could wipe ya, every which way, including loose. But ass, glass, or past, I do not wipe for free.

Susie Wagner:
Did you just say that you wipe ass for money?

The Wiper:
I ain't proud of some of the stuff I've wiped. Even a Wiper's got to eat...then make, then self-wife, then charge myself top dollar.

The Wiper:
I know what you're thinking -- I'm paying Peter to wipe Paul. But I got plans.

Susie Wagner:
[to Chris] Do you know any other wipers around here?