Eagleheart

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Director: Michael Koman and Andrew Weinberg
Eagleheart is an American action comedy television series that aired on the programming block Adult Swim. Eagleheart was produced by Conan O'Brien's production company, Conaco, and stars Chris Elliott as Chris Monsanto. The series aired fr… more »



Judge:
Your record shows a lifetime of insanely violent behavior. You are a blight on decent society. Before I impose the harshest sentence my authority will allow, do you have anything to say about yourself and your wasted life?

Chris Monsanto:
I do, your honor. Yes, it's true -- I'm a violent man. But I'm that way for one reason and one reason alone -- Because America demands it.

Chris Monsanto:
[to the people in the court] That's right -- America. Forever egging me on, insisting on more brutality. And that is why it should not be me on trial here today but America itself!

[then America has risen in point of view]

America:
COULDN'T KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, COULD YOU, CHRIS?!

Chris Monsanto:
Calm down.

Bailiff:
Take a seat, sir.

[America punches the bailiff]

America:
YOU ALL SAW THAT, RIGHT? HE HIT ME! SELF-DEFENSE!

[America grabs the Bailiff's gun]

America:
STAND BACK! I'LL SHOOT! [to Chris] Now you're gonna let me out of here, OR EVERYONE'S FAVORITE EX-MARSHAL GETS A BULLET TO THE BRAIN! AND I AIN'T TALKIN' ABOUT THE PRETTY KIND! [laughs]

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