Eagleheart2011

Chris Monsanto:
Where are we going? Where are you taking me?

America:
We're going on a little adventure, just you and me pal. Oh, look -- Here comes our ride. Out of the car, a**hole! Come on! Outskie!

Civilian:
I-I got a wife and kids.

America:
On your knees, beg me please.

Civilian:
[shivering] I -- I pledge allegiance...to you...a-and to the republic for which you --

America:
KABLAM! [shoots the civilian]

Chris Monsanto:
Geez! Why did you do that?! He had a wife and kids!

America:
Oh, yeah?

[checks the civilian's pockets and founds a pic where the civilian is in love with a gay dude]

America:
Wife and kids, huh?

Chris Monsanto:
Okay, but still, I mean, come on.

America:
Get in the f***ing car! Come on! Drive, a**hole!

Chris Monsanto:
You know, I think it's the cussing that really gets to me the most.