Eagleheart2011

Waiter:
Can I start y'all off with anything?

Chris Monsanto:
Yes, my good man. How about a bowl of soup on the house? I'm a disabled vet. I gave a nut or two or three to this country. Don't you think it's about time to pay it forward?

Waiter:
If you're a vet, I guess we could--

Chris Monsanto:
Isn't that wonderful? And if a few meatballs happen to fall in, well, um, Mum's the word.

[Waiter leaves]

Waiter:
[to an employee] He doesn't look like Joe Estevez, but it's definitely him.

Susie Wagner:
[to Chris] You're a veteran? You told me you beat the draft by pretending to be Lauren Bacall.

Chris Monsanto:
It's Joe Estevez. That sack of sh*t has me running his scams.

[then the scene turns into a 4th wall moment]

Director:
And cut. Good. Okay, that's a cut. Cameras to load. Let's take 5, guys.

Chris Elliott:
I'll be in my trailer.