Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule2010

Dr. Steve Brule:
What if your home is at a baseball field? My next guest is Dango Rangus (Darin Rossi). he is a baseball umpire. Very nice to meet you [kisses Darin's hand] I'm Dr. Steve Brule.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Why is it called home base?

Darin Rossi:
The whole object of the game is to get home.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Right. I knew a boy, before I had to stop going to high school, and he used to talk about baseball all the time. "Hey Steve, I got to first base -- Touchin' titties". "Hey Steven, I got to third base -- Fish finger".

Darin Rossi:
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Dr. Steve Brule:
"Hey Steven, I got to home base. Home run -- Milk out of my dingus".

Darin Rossi:
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Dr. Steve Brule:
Hey Django, let's play a little game. I'll pretend like I'm a croach, and I'm gonna give you a hard time. You be the ump. Ready?

Darin Rossi:
Okay.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Hey, what the hell was that?

Darin Rossi:
Don't be arguing balls and strikes!

Dr. Steve Brule:
My guy was SAFE!

Darin Rossi:
Don't even go there.

Dr. Steve Brule:
I KNOW HE WAS SAFE. HE'S AT BASE TWO!

Darin Rossi:
He's not at base two.

Dr. Steve Brule:
YES, HE IS AT BASE TWO!

Darin Rossi:
Don't scream at me. Give me space.

Dr. Steve Brule:
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

Darin Rossi:
Stop spitting on me!

Dr. Steve Brule:
YOU GET OUT OF MY FACE, YOU -- YOU DUMMY!

Darin Rossi:
I was there. I did my best.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Well, I did my best, too! I tried my very best, and you're a hunk!

Darin Rossi:
Alright. Thank you very much.

Dr. Steve Brule:
That was my guest. He was a ump! GOODBY-- [music cue interrupts]