Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule2010

Dr. Steve Brule:
My Mama and Mobin Salahari moved to this new apartment building. Can't wait to see the smile on her face.

[knocks on his Ma's door]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Mommy?

[Dr. Brule's Ma opens the door]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Oh, hi, Mommy!

Dorris Pringle-Brule:
Get out of here, dummy.

Dr. Steve Brule:
What's wrong, Mommy?

Dorris Pringle-Brule:
I'm with child again. Don't you get it?

Dr. Steve Brule:
Please I just want to meet my baby brother.

[Dr. Brule's Ma closes the door on him]

Dr. Steve Brule:
[knocks on his Ma's door a few times] MOMMY! Dang it.

[as the door opens, Sunshine Brule appears]

Sunshine Brule:
Hi, Steven.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Sunshine Brule, what the heck are you doing in there?

Sunshine Brule:
Steven, you can't come in right now.

Dr. Steve Brule:
You're just Gary's girl. Open the door. I want to talk with my Mom.

[Sunshine lets Dr. Brule into Ma's new apartment]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Who's the boy?

[sees the kid banging pots like a crazed maniac]

Dr. Steve Brule:
You're my brother.

Sunshine Brule:
Syran, behave!

Dr. Steve Brule:
Stop!

Syran:
[snarling cointunes]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Here, boy! Down. Where's your Daddy?

[Syran points to his daddy, Mobin by the door who already hanged himself to death]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Whoa. Oh, boy.

Sunshine Brule:
Mobin couldn't hack it.

Dorris Pringle-Brule:
Mobin's dead, but his baby's still coming.

Dr. Steve Brule:
What's that, mama?

Dorris Pringle-Brule:
The pains are getting really sharp. The baby's gonna be coming out of my vagina. Will you take that baby out of me, Steven?

Dr. Steve Brule:
Right now?

Dorris Pringle-Brule:
Right now.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Sunshine, get a tarp!

Sunshine Brule:
BABY'S COMIIIIING!