Step Brothers2008

Dale:
Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer.

Robert:
Why don't you stop being so... confrontational, Dale?

Dale:
I'm not the one staring at me!

Robert:
So, Brennan, what about you? I know you used to work at PetSmart.

Brennan:
That's right Mr. Doback.

Robert:
Call me Robert.

Brennan:
That's right, Robin.

Robert:
Robert.

Brennan:
(Under his breath) ....Robin.

Nancy:
Actually, Brennan is a really talented person. He's a very gifted singer.

Brennan:
I'm really really good.

Dale:
How good?

Brennan:
I've been called, "the song bird, of my generation"...THAT good.

Nancy:
The only thing is, Brennan's very... particular about who he sings in front of so... I'm his mom, for example, and I've only heard him sing... twice.

Dale:
That's funny that you say that, because I can sing too. In fact, I'll sing right now. (Singing) If you wanna get down on these hairy balls...

Robert:
HEY!

Dale:
Why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here!

Robert:
Stop it!

Dale:
Why don't you suck on this big john?

Robert:
Stop it, Dale! Stop it, stop it!

Brennan:
(Sarcastically) That's cute. I remember when I had my first beer.

Dale:
(Sarcastically laughs) That's so funny the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.