Anything Else

     

Anything Else2003

Stars: Woody Allen, Jason Biggs, Fisher Stevens, Anthony Arkin
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Rating: R
Runtime: 108 minutes

Christina Ricci invigorates an even-more-neurotic-than-usual variation on the classic neurotic woman in this Woody Allen movie. Comedy writer Jerry Falk (Jason Biggs, American Pie) is madly in love with Amanda (Ricci, The Opposite of Sex), even thou… more »


Dobel:
I took the liberty a couple weeks ago of ordering you a little present.

Jerry Falk:
What?

Dobel:
Well, they're having a sale here on surplus Russian Army riffles.

Jerry Falk:
What?

Dobel:
Well suppose you're home one night, you know, in bed masturbating and some guys try to break in. You need protection.

Jerry Falk:
No! I just dial 9-1-1.

Dobel:
Have you ever dialed 9-1-1? It's like trying to get a mortgage.

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