Monty Python and the Holy Grail

     

Monty Python and the Holy Grail1975

Director: Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones
Stars: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 91 minutes

Could this be the funniest movie ever made? By any rational measure of comedy, this medieval romp from the Monty Python troupe certainly belongs on the short list of candidates. According to Leonard Maltin's Movie & Video Guide, it's "recom… more »


Tim:
There he is!

King Arthur:
Where?

Tim:
There!

King Arthur:
What? Behind the rabbit?

Tim:
It *is* the rabbit!

King Arthur:
You silly sod!

Tim:
What?

King Arthur:
You got us all worked up!

Tim:
Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.

King Arthur:
Ohh.

Tim:
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

Sir Robin:
You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

Tim:
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Sir Galahad:
Get stuffed!

Tim:
He'll do you up a treat, mate.

Sir Galahad:
Oh, yeah?

Sir Robin:
You mangy Scots git!

Tim:
I'm warning you!

Sir Robin:
What's he do? Nibble your bum?

Tim:
He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!

King Arthur:
Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!

Sir Bors:
Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

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