12 oz. Mouse2005

[Mouse interviews for a job]

Shark:
Can I help you?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Can I help YOU?

Shark:
What do you do?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I do it all.

Shark:
Have a seat.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I will, because that's something I can do.

Shark:
Do something.

[Long pause, clock ticking]

Shark:
Do something.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I am. I did.

Shark:
What have you done?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[interrupts] It's already done.

Shark:
What did you do?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I helped you.

Shark:
Are you drunk?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[Under his breath] ...Not drunk enough!