2 Broke Girls2011

Caroline Channing:
Huh. Interesting. Ok. You wanted a breakup scene? You're in one. I'm breaking up with you.

Max Black:
Oh ok.

Caroline Channing:
The cupcake business is over; the dream is dead.

Max Black:
Oh I'm sure Nabatungi will be devastated.

Caroline Channing:
I don't need you or your cupcakes to survive. I'll figure something else out because besides your constant Wharton put downs, I'm a business genius and I will always land on my feet.

Max Black:
Oh really? 'Cause today you kinda landed on your front.

Caroline Channing:
We're done. After work tonight I'll get my things and be gone.

Max Black:
Ooh, you gonna load up your dream filled wheely bag and ride away on Sir Mudsalot?

Caroline Channing:
Go ahead be as negative as you want. 'Cause you're in charge of your own future again.

Max Black:
Oh jokes on you! I don't have a future.