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2 Broke Girls is an American television sitcom that aired on CBS from September 19, 2011 to April 17, 2017. The series was produced for Warner Bros. Television and created by Michael Patrick King and Whitney Cummings. Set in the Williamsburg neighbo… more »


Caroline Channing:
Max, I'm sorry I crossed all those boundaries.

Max Black:
It's cool. [Walks over to grab a paper from the counter] Me and drunk Caroline worked it all out. In fact she signed this paper. [Hands Caroline the paper]

Caroline Channing:
[Reading the paper in her hands] I, drunk Caroline, am a... what's that word?

Max Black:
Punk ass hoe.

Caroline Channing:
Thanks. [Begins reading the paper again] I, drunk Caroline, am a punk ass hoe. I promise to keep my big mouth shut and replace all of Max's poor people chips. I will no longer meddle in her relation-chips...

Max Black:
You laughed about that until you threw up. Oh and if you're wondering. No the puke stains will not void this contract.

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