3-South2002

Sanford:
[studying, with Del and Joe] Hey, who was that president with the beard and the top hat?

Joe:
Abraham Lincoln.

Sanford:
No, this guy gave a really important speech about slavery or something.

Joe:
It's Lincoln, you moron. Lincoln delivered the Gettysburg Address.

Sanford:
You're thinking of someone else. The guy I'm talking about was involved in a big war.

Joe:
The Civil War! How stupid can you -

Del Swanson:
Uncle Sam?

Sanford:
That's it! Uncle Sam. Thanks, man.

Del Swanson:
No problem. I'm kind of a history buff.