30 Rock2006

Liz Lemon:
[Liz is calling a co-op board and getting more drunk] [10:20 PM] Hey, it's Liz Lemon. This message is for the co-op board, I guess This is the number you gave me, I hope it's not fake. 'Cause you accepted my bid and I haven't heard from you. But I'm doing great. I bought a German television studio today.

Liz Lemon:
[10:55 PM] Does everyone know that you're a bunch of liars or should I tell them myself, because I know a lot of people.

Liz Lemon:
[11:14 PM] You know what? I'm fine. Because I know who I am. You, I feel sorry for you, co-op board

Liz Lemon:
[12:01 AM] [Liz is on the floor of her bathroom] I AM GOING TO THE HOSPITAL! AND I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!

Liz Lemon:
[12:03 AM] I'm just confused. It seems weird to me that you would still be advertising the apartment after you accepted my offer.

Liz Lemon:
[2:15 AM] [Liz is singing] And I'm here to remind you...

Liz Lemon:
[7:00 AM] You know what? I've moved on. I bought a whole bunch of apartments. I bought a black apartment.