30 Rock2006

Tracy Jordan:
I think I am.

Maury Povich:
Tracy, meet your father, Tom!

Tracy Jordan:
No! I hate you, Thomas Jefferson! I don't know who I am anymore! You can't be my father!

Sally Hemings:
Hey, Maury. He's a dog! He's a dog!

Maury Povich:
Sally Hemmings just called you a dog, Thomas Jefferson.

Thomas Jefferson:
No matter, Maurice. I am here for you, Tracy Jordan. I rode a horse all the way from heaven to tell you something important. America, which I invented... [the audience boos, and Jefferson makes a pixelated rude gesture to the audience]... which I invented, is a great country because we are not burdened by our pasts. Embrace who you are, Tracy Jordan. And may the force be with you always.