7th Heaven1996

Mary Camden:
[to Eric as he feeds the twins] Where's Mom?

Rev. Eric Camden:
I am perfectly capable of feeding my own sons. I do it all the time! I have fed my children for over 21 years now. True, for many of them, your mom cooked most of those meals while I was out earning the money to pay for those meals, but from time to time, I have fed one of my offspring, or all of my offspring, just as I am doing now, without the aid of Mom!

Mary Camden:
I'm just looking for Mom because she asked me to pick up some soap for her.

Rev. Eric Camden:
Oh. She's upstairs.