Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.2013

Agent Eric Koenig:
You wash up on a deserted island alone. Sitting on the sand is a box. What is in that box?

Melinda May:
Machete.

Antoine Triplett:
A sat phone so I can call someone to get me off that island.

Leo Fitz:
How big is the box?

Agent Eric Koenig:
Just say the first answer that comes into your mind. What's in that box?

Leo Fitz:
Simmons.

Jemma Simmons:
That's a hard one. Let me think. The Tardis.

Skye:
I want to say my laptop, fully charged. But I don't want to seem subversive - with the Rising Tide and all...

Agent Eric Koenig:
You're over-thinking it.

Skye:
The laptop would be stupid, anyway. There's no wi-fi.