Archer2009

Dr. Sklodowska:
Mission Control, this is Nereus. We are ready for miniaturization. Over?

Pam Poovey:
Speak for yourself! Holy shrink-snacks!

Cheryl Tunt:
Yeah, this is kinda terrifying.

Pam Poovey:
So why are you messing around with this crazy shrink ray? It's not like you need a million bucks.

Cheryl Tunt:
Wh- Are you kidding? It's not about the money. Pam, we are going on a voyage of medical discovery unparalleled in not only the history of mankind, but also, perhaps, its future. Hippocrates, Galen, Percival, Sharp. For thousands of years, physicians have dreamed of having the power to see what we've been given the chance to through this truly awe-inspiring process of miniaturization, which, I think you'll agree, is the very embodiment of Arthur C. Clarke's Third Law, which states that "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic," or, if you like, a miracle.

Pam Poovey:
I...

Cheryl Tunt:
Plus, I'm going to use the money to buy an orphanage and then bulldoze it.

Pam Poovey:
Why?

Cheryl Tunt:
Shits and grins. And screams. "Wah, porridge, wah, aah!"

[Cheryl gives an evil laugh as she walks away]

Pam Poovey:
Well, maybe she'll die.