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Pam Poovey:
[stopping at the janitor's closet] I'll catch up. I gotta run in here real quick and grab some urinal cakes.

Cyril Figgis:
Why the hell do you need urinal cakes.

Pam Poovey:
For my shower at home.

Lana Kane:
Gross.

Ray Gillette:
Oh, gross.

Cyril Figgis:
Oh, Lord.

[Pam goes in, walks to the industrial sink, looks left and right, then leans forward to look into the soap dispenser. The soap reservoir retracts and drops, revealing a retinal scanner. "RS#:
934-TXS / ID: shiro kabocha STATUS: UNLOCKED". The back wall retracts upward, the other side of which is made to look like a Japanese paper wall]

Pam Poovey:
Mrs. Archer looked like a mule kicked her in the face.

[Behind the wall is a Japanese-style hot spring spa, plete with bonsai trees, lanterns, and Krieger enjoying it holding two tokkuri of sak?]

Pam Poovey:
How's the water?

Doctor Krieger:
Sweet baby James, it is perfect, um... uh...

Pam Poovey, Doctor Krieger:
Pam.

Doctor Krieger:
Yes, of course, I know you're...

[Pam drops her skirt, then discards her top, completely nude save for her earrings]

Pam Poovey:
So I gained the weight back! Sue me!

Doctor Krieger:
No, I was...

Pam Poovey:
Look, my therapist says everybody's got a hole that needs to be filled. Some people fill it with drugs, some fill it with work, some fill it with between-meal snacks and liquor and their therapist's cock.

Doctor Krieger:
Um, I was actually looking at your pubic hair.

Pam Poovey:
Oh, yeah. It's a lightning bolt, but I guess the letters could use a touch-up. It's supposed to say "TCB". "Takin' Care of Beave-ness".

Doctor Krieger:
[she gets in the water, he hands her a tokkuri] Super. Kampai.

Sterling Archer, Kintaru Sato:
Kampai.