Archer2009

Kenny Bilko:
My boys are bad ass,

Cyril Figgis:
Well, so am- Lana. And I'm learning. Oh, and don't forget about Archer.

Kenny Bilko:
The drunk guy?

Cyril Figgis:
Well, he may have seemed drunk but he's...

Lana Kane:
[off-screen]... still drinking?

Sterling Archer:
[next scene] Relax, Lana, it's just a bloody mary.

Sterling Archer:
[toward bartender] And by the way, not a great one, Mr. Vodka and Ketchup.

Lana Kane:
Archer, at any time in the next 12 hours this train could be attacked by radical Nova Scotian separatists.

Sterling Archer:
[chuckling] Armed with what? Pamphlets about Canada's responsible gun control laws?

Lana Kane:
Ugh, the New Scotland Front *has* guns, and they're not afraid to use them, so...

Sterling Archer:
So OK, God! I'll switch to coffee.

Sterling Archer:
[to bartender] Hey, Heinz fifty-*six*, can I get an Irish coffee?

Lana Kane:
No!

Sterling Archer:
Lana, I have to taper off!