Archer2009

[discovering their mission is to extract Conway Stern from Argentina]

Sterling Archer:
Yeah, can I start? You guys mind if I start? I'll start. Are you out of your shitting mind?

Malory Archer:
[simultaneously] Sterling!

Slater:
[simultaneously] Excuse me?

Sterling Archer:
He literally stabbed me in the back!

Slater:
Because you jeopardized his mission.

Lana Kane:
What mission? To sell classified military technology to the Chinese?

Slater:
*Phony* technology we *wanted* China to have. They've been chasing their tails on the whisper drive for years.

Lana Kane:
Oh.

Sterling Archer:
"Oh"?

Malory Archer:
I knew it. In my heart of hearts, I knew he was one of good guys.

Sterling Archer:
Literally! The back! Stabbed it!

Slater:
Well, but then you people ripped off his hands, so...

Sterling Archer:
After he literally stabbed me! In the back!

Malory Archer:
Oh, give it a rest, Sterling. I'm sure you did something to deserve it.

Sterling Archer:
What-?

Malory Archer:
But now you have a chance to right that wrong, which is a rare thing.

Slater:
About as rare as getting called up to the majors from single-A ball, which is...

Lana Kane:
Hey!

Malory Archer:
Lana! I'm sure that was a sports analogy meant to be cutting, but we will take the mission, won't we, Sterling?

Sterling Archer:
Huh? Yeah. Oh, sorry. I- It's just, I-I'm worried my entire life I've been misusing the word "literally"!

[smashed intercom beeps]

Cheryl Tunt:
[distorted] And certaintly *over*using.