Baywatch Nights1995

Mitch Buchannon:
Wow! Is this a great place to live or what? Look at that view. And look at that sad face. You're killin' me! What do you want?

Ryan McBride:
Preferably something that doesn't roll off the cliff during an earthquake!

Mitch Buchannon:
Come on, come on and look at this! This place is rock solid! [He hits the trailer's door and watches the handle fall off]

Ryan McBride:
[sighs] Then you live here.

Mitch Buchannon:
Are you kidding me? Do you have any idea what a lot like this costs? A half a million, million bucks, maybe two!

Ryan McBride:
It's a trailer park!

Mitch Buchannon:
It's a trailer park in Malibu, kid.