Bearcats!1971

Hank Brackett:
Why are they chasing you, Don? Did you steal one of their cannons?

Johnny Reach:
I don't know about any cannons.

Hank Brackett:
Don't give that "I don't know about any cannons!" You tried to steal a Stutz Bearcat, you'd try to steal a cannon. Look at me! Now you want to tell us all about it?

Johnny Reach:
I'm AWOL.

Don Kemper:
When did that happen?

Johnny Reach:
Oh, eight weeks ago, I was in a brawl. A couple of soldiers got stabbed. There was too much whiskey and too few women. I ran. I'm a mountain boy and I ran for the nearest mountain I could find.