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Dr. John Becker:
Did anyone watch the news last night?

Jake Malinak:
Well, I don't really...

Dr. John Becker:
Rhetorical question, stay with me, Jake. So they're doing a story about violence in America. And while they are interviewing a bloated senator from one of our great trailer park states, instead of making guns harder to get, he blames the violence on television. What about all the violence that happened before television? I suppose the Spanish Inquisition came off a bad episode of Gilligan's Island.

Dr. John Becker:
Oh great, no cigarettes, the perfect cherry on this crap sundae of a morning.

Jake Malinak:
I don't see why you don't just quit, John, they're taking years off your life

Dr. John Becker:
Yeah, but those are the crusty old fart years that you spend just bitching at the world.

Jake Malinak:
As opposed to this whole Gandhi thing you've got going on now?