Becker1998

Linda:
Dr. Becker, do you have a minute?

Dr. John Becker:
No, I definitely don't.

Linda:
Well this won't take but a minute. This friend of mine got a tattoo of her boyfriend's name and since they broke up she was wondering if you knew anyone who could remove it for her.

Dr. John Becker:
Yeah I have a name for you, but what kind of idiot meets a guy in a bar and two minutes later tattoos his name on her ass?

Linda:
Well, technically it's my lower back. [Gasps and quickly walks away from John]