Benidorm2007

Geoff Maltby - The Oracle:
[Mel and the Oracle are having an argument over Mel nearly drowning] Who are you calling an idiot, you... d*ckhead?

Mel Harvey:
D*ckhead? Who are you calling D*ckhead?

Mick Garvey:
Alright, Ladies. That's enough.

Mel Harvey:
[Gets up off sun lounger] You can't talk to me like that! Me father fell at Normandy!

Geoff Maltby - The Oracle:
I don't care if he went arse-over-tit in Scunthorpe, You're a d*ckhead!

Janice Garvey:
Can we all just calm down?

Madge:
Think yourself lucky; You should be up for attempted murder!

Geoff Maltby - The Oracle:
F*** off!

Mel Harvey:
Right, That's it!

[shoves Geoff]

Mateo:
[a Fight breaks out and the others try to break it up] Break it up! Break it up!

[Turns to Geoff]

Mateo:
You, Fat boy! You cause problems here before! I remember!

[Clicks fingers and points]

Geoff Maltby - The Oracle:
Yeah, Yeah.

[to Mel]

Geoff Maltby - The Oracle:
Keep away from me Do y'hear? Keep away!

Mel Harvey:
On Your Bike!

Geoff Maltby - The Oracle:
[points at Madge] And that goes for Touche Turtle in t'Wheelchair and all!

Mateo:
Go with your mummy!

Geoff Maltby - The Oracle:
I'm going! D*ckheads...

[walks off]

Madge:
[Turns to Mel] Who the Frig's Touche Turtle?