Not Another Teen Movie2001

Jake:
Hey Janey. What's up?

Janey:
Excuse me?

Jake:
So listen, you ever wondered what it'd be like to be the most popular girl in school?

Janey:
You mean anorexic, superficial, a b*tch, a whore who lacks any real long-term goals?

Jake:
Uhhh ha ha... exactly. So, if you're interested, I thought that maybe we could go out sometime, be seen in public together.

Janey:
You haven't spoken to me in, like, four years Jake.

Jake:
Actually, it's more like six, because the time you're referring to when we were standing in line at that movie theater, I was actually saying "hey" to the person right behind you.