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Valley Chick #1:
Oh my god! Jujyfruit's party is tonight, and I have no clue who to go with.

Valley Chick #2:
What about Jason?

Valley Chick #3:
I'm going with Jason!

Valley Chick #1:
We could all go with Tomas!

Valley Chick #3:
I thought YOU were going with Tomas!

Valley Chick #2:
Tomas has a dinky weenie.

Valley Chick #3:
You did Tomas?

Valley Chick #2:
Ew! I'm sure, gross. I thought Jason was doing Tomas.

Valley Chick #1:
Jason's going out with that valley sluthole Eileen Schwatrzkoff.

Valley Chick #3:
Untrue! Says who?

Valley Chick #1:
Eileen.

Valley Chick #3:
And you believe her? Hello! She lives in Whittier!

Valley Chick #2:
If Jason did Eileen he must've done Richard!

Valley Chick #1:
Who's Richard?

Valley Chick #2:
Eileen's other scag, and she's totally into these kinko three ways!

Valley Chick #3:
Eileen... is... a... whore!

Valley Chick #1:
Is Richard the surfer with the hair lift who drives the black Jetta?

Valley Chick #2:
No. He's got a Lexus.

Valley Chick #1:
I thought he hung himself!

Valley Chick #2:
No! He's totally gorgeous. Plus, he's got a Lexus.

Valley Chick #1:
Is he gay?

Valley Chick #2:
Who? Jason?

Valley Chick #3:
Richard?

Valley Chick #1:
Tomas!

Valley Chick #3:
Well, duh! What do you think, dingle berry?