Boy Meets World1993

Alan Matthews:
What happened?

Amy Matthews:
Well, Morgan was waiting in line to sit on Santa's lap, and she was kind of nervous, and there was this elf who looked like a hitman, only meaner.

Alan Matthews:
What? Did Santa scare her?

Amy Matthews:
No, no. He was just this nice old man with a jolly red face. You know, looking back, his face really was too red. I mean I just thought he was just overheated. Velvet is a fabric that doesn't breathe.

Alan Matthews:
Amy, what happened?

Amy Matthews:
Well, OK, so Morgan climbs up on Santa's lap and he asks her what she wants and she says a Suzie Homemaker oven and then he grabbed his chest, yelled "Rudolph," and fell over.

Alan Matthews:
[chuckling] Are we talking eight reindeer pulling a pine box?

Amy Matthews:
No, no. I think he's all right. I mean, the hitman elf gave him CPR while Mrs. Claus called the paramedics. [Alan begins laughing uncontrollably] Alan, it isn't funny! Morgan thinks she killed Santa Claus! [She starts laughing too]