Boy Meets World1993

Topanga:
Eric, do you think I'm fat?

Eric:
Yeah.

Eric:
[points to pizza] You gonna finish that slice?

Topanga:
You know, you've packed on a few pounds too, Eric.

Eric:
That's alright, you know its college. You've heard of the freshman 15.

Topanga:
You're a senior.

Eric:
Wait a minute. 4 years times 15 pounds, that's like [thinks]... That's 500 EXTRA POUNDS?

Topanga:
You're not that overweight, Eric.

Eric:
Oh come on, I see the way the girls flock to Jack and his 6% body fat and ignore me and my 70% flab. What am I gonna do? I mean I feel so alone.

Topanga:
You're not alone.

Eric:
Oh that's right, YOU'RE FAT TOO! [hugs Topanga]

Topanga:
Well Eric, maybe we can help eachother.

Eric:
Well how? We're pigs.

Topanga:
I'll set up the healthy eating plan and we'll give each other moral support. Like, if I want a candy bar I'll come to you.

Eric:
And then, we can share it.

Topanga:
Nooo, you'll tell me not to eat it.

Eric:
And then, I get the whole thing!

Topanga:
No, you'll grab it away from me and you'll throw it in the trashcan. Eric, are you with me or not?

Eric:
Alright, alright but you can't tell anybody that we're dieting, alright? It's embarrassing.

Topanga:
Absolutely I promise, not a word.

Eric:
Not a word.

Topanga:
[gets up to leave]

Eric:
See ya, fatty.