Boy Meets World1993

[rehearsing Hamlet]

Stuart Minkus:
[as Hamlet, over-emphasizing and facing upstage] Whaaaaat is heeeeee... who's grief bears such an eeeeemphasiiiiisss...

[Mr. Feeny groans]

George Feeny:
Stop, Mr. Minkus.

Stuart Minkus:
I answer only to 'Hamlet.'

George Feeny:
Stop Mr. Hamlet! You're supposed to be facing the audience!

Stuart Minkus:
Aren't I?

[he turns and almost falls off the stage before Feeny catches him]

George Feeny:
Hamlet, where are your glasses?

Stuart Minkus:
Mr. Feeny, they didn't have glasses in the Middle Ages.

George Feeny:
Put on your glasses and climb into Ophelia's grave!

Stuart Minkus:
You know, I read an article that Elizabethan English is a lot like American southern. So let me show you a little something I've been playing around with.

[Southern accent]

Stuart Minkus:
Shazam! Show me what thou't do! Woo't weep? Woo't fight? Woo't tear thyself?

Cory Matthews:
Oh great. "Ernest goes to Denmark."