Brotherly Love1999

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Lord Ranloch:
So I stayed up for five nights in a row in that freezing snow knowing that whoever was poaching would come back, and when he did he left a two-mile trail of footsteps in the snow and we were able to follow him all the way back to his house [chuckles] where we banged on the door and you opened it. [laughs] I'll never forget the look on your face. [laughs] Oh, happy days, weren't they, Billy?

Billy Bolster:
Oh very, Lord Ranloch. I was fined five hundred pounds, put on probation for two years, and made the laughing stock of Argyle. Ho ho, happy days.