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John McLaughlin:
Young man, a beer please.

Woody:
Hey, you're on Sunday morning TV, aren't you.

John McLaughlin:
Indeed.

Woody:
Are you, uh, David Brinkley?

John McLaughlin:
No.

Woody:
Sam Donaldson?

John McLaughlin:
Give me a break.

Woody:
Oh, aren't you guy who keeps the gorgeous ladies of wrestling from tearing each other's hair out.

John McLaughlin:
You could say that.

Woody:
[as John McLaughlin takes out his money to pay, Woody says in awe] Oh, man, your money's no good here.

John McLaughlin:
Actually, I'm John McLaughlin. I'm the moderator of a political round table called 'The McLaughlin Group'.

Woody:
Oh. That'll be two-fifty.