Cheers1982

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Diane, I've got the most exciting news. It just couldn't wait.

Diane Chambers:
What is it? You're positively tingling.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Come and sit down. I have been awarded an honor that surpasses anything that I could have hoped to have achieved at this point in my career, it goes beyond even my most wild and ambitious dreams.

Cliff Clavin:
Hey, hey, Doc, what are we talking here, a Nobel Prize, huh?

Dr. Frasier Crane:
No, we're not talking Nobel Prize.

Norm Peterson:
What, Pulitzer? Come on.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
No, I didn't win the Pulitzer Prize.

Diane Chambers:
Oh, a Guggenheim Fellowship.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
No, it's not a Guggenheim Fellowship.

Cliff Clavin:
Oh, what did you win, a canned ham? You lost all the big ones.