Cheers1982

Woody Boyd:
[the telephone at the bar rings and Woody picks it up] Cheers. [pauses to listen] Yes ma'am, right away.

Woody Boyd:
[to Carla] There's some lady screaming her head off.

Carla Tortelli:
What she want?

Woody Boyd:
I don't know. All I can make out was two-timing.

Carla Tortelli:
[yells] Sam. Telephone.

Carla Tortelli:
Woody, listen up and learn something.

Sam Malone:
[Woody hands the telephone to Sam] Sammy here.

Sam Malone:
Oh, hey, I thought you'd like those flowers.

Sam Malone:
Yeah, no, no, that sounds like my note, "Thanks for a wonderful evening Barbara, I had a great time."

Sam Malone:
Well of course I know your name's Karen.

Sam Malone:
Ah, you know, I see your mistake here. You see, you didn't realize that to me Barbara means Karen.

Sam Malone:
Well, because, because, ah, because Barbara reminds me of Barbra Streisand, and you know that song about people.

Sam Malone:
Well, I am getting to it. Um, you know the line "first be a person who needs people"? Well, who was the first person?

Sam Malone:
Well, all right, no, no, the first female person was Eve. And who's the most famous Eve of all but Christmas Eve, right?

Sam Malone:
Yeah, what do you do on Christmas Eve but you go carolin', right?

Sam Malone:
No, I know, I know your name's not Caroline. But after you go carolin', what you do is you 'karen' in the gifts.

Sam Malone:
Yeah, yeah, well, apology accepted, sweetheart. Talk to you in a bit.