Cheers1982

[Diane and Walter have just returned to the bar after a weekend-long date]

Walter Franklin:
[to Diane] Why don't you introduce me to your co-workers. I'm sure they'd get a bang out of this.

Diane Chambers:
[obviously embarrassed] Oh, I don't really think that...

[Sam approaches Diane and Walter]

Diane Chambers:
Oh, hello, Sam. Walter Franklin, Sam Malone.

Sam Malone:
[as the two men shake hands] How do you do.

Walter Franklin:
Ten.

Diane Chambers:
[in answer to Sam's confused look about what Walter just said] Uh, he's able to tell you instantly how many letters there are in any sentence you say.

Walter Franklin:
Sixty-six.

Sam Malone:
That's quite a gift.

Walter Franklin:
Fifteen. Been at it all weekend.

Sam Malone:
How many days did it seem like?

Walter Franklin:
Twenty-four.

Diane Chambers:
Listen, Walter, I have to go to work now. Thanks again for a lovely weekend.

Walter Franklin:
Two sentences, thirty and twenty-eight.

Diane Chambers:
Stop doing that Walter.

Walter Franklin:
Nineteen.

Diane Chambers:
[immediately and angrily] I mean it!

Walter Franklin:
Seven. Really, that's enough of this now. I better get going. Goodbye, Diane. Nice seeing you, Sam.

Sam Malone:
Yeah.

Walter Franklin:
Four.

Sam Malone:
By the way, Walter...

Walter Franklin:
Fourteen. Ah, yes, Sam, what is it?

Sam Malone:
How was Diane on a scale of a hundred?

Walter Franklin:
Twenty-nine.