Cheers1982

[Sam walks into Cheers. Sees a few huge boxes in front of the bar.]

Sam Malone:
Ahhh, come on Coach, is this what I think it is?

Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso:
What do you think it is?

Sam Malone:
I think it's something totally useless that some salesman talked you into buying.

Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso:
Boy, you're good at thinking Sam.

Sam Malone:
[reads the boxes] Oh. The "Billiard Buddy Pool Table Adapter".

Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso:
Yeah. But it's not useless Sam. You can make it into a ping-pong table, a knock-hockey table, a salad bar...

Sam Malone:
How much?

Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso:
Oh, I don't know. A buck. A buck and a half with croutons.

Sam Malone:
No, Coach. I mean how much for the whole thing?

Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso:
Oh, six hundred bucks Sam, but the salesman said, the salesman said satisfaction guaranteed.

Sam Malone:
Or...?

Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso:
Now, that would have been a good question.