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[Woody is giving Rebecca gifts of items he bought off the Home Shopping Channel]

Rebecca Howe:
Woody, I cannot accept these. People are going to get the wrong idea.

Woody Boyd:
What, that I have a crush on you?

Rebecca Howe:
No, that I like crap.

Woody Boyd:
You calling this stuff crap?

Rebecca Howe:
I'm sorry Woody.

Woody Boyd:
No, no, I was looking for the right word.

Rebecca Howe:
If you don't like it either, why do you keep buying this stuff?

Woody Boyd:
Not stuff, Miss Howe - crap. I buy it because it looks good on TV. And the second they flash that eight hundred number, I'm dialling.

Rebecca Howe:
Woody, this has got to stop.

Woody Boyd:
Well, it has stopped Miss Howe. I went over my credit limit with this crap, unless of course you care to advance me six months on my paycheck - could be another necklace in it for you! And if you decide not to give me the advance, just keep the necklace as your free gift.

Rebecca Howe:
Woody, you are hooked. Listen to me. You need help.

Woody Boyd:
[angrily] I don't need help. I just need more credit.

Woody Boyd:
[breaks down in tears] You're right, Miss Howe. I do need help. I'm scared. Help me. Hurry. Act now.