Cheers1982

Woody Boyd:
Miss Howe? Can I have tomorrow off?

Rebecca Howe:
Woody, I pay you for a forty hours a week. I expect forty hours work. Besides, I need you to take me to go get my car once it's finished being detailed.

Woody Boyd:
What time will that be?

Rebecca Howe:
Right after my beauty shop appointment. I'm getting cellophane highlights put in my hair, then I'm going to have a manicure then a pedicure.

Woody Boyd:
Pedicure?

Rebecca Howe:
Yeah. I have a date with Robin tonight and I may want to play footsie.

Woody Boyd:
All right, I can drive you Miss Howe.

Rebecca Howe:
Good.

Woody Boyd:
But after that, if there's time, can I take off?

Rebecca Howe:
God, Woody. What is so all fired important about your stupid life?

Woody Boyd:
Well, I cook and deliver meals to elderly shut-ins.

Rebecca Howe:
[sheepishly] Oh.

Woody Boyd:
You know, I normally do it on my day off, but this week on my day off I'm doing a walkathon for illiteracy. We're against it.

Rebecca Howe:
Well, OK, then that would be all right Woody.

[as Rebecca is about to walk into her office, Woody grabs the glass bottle out of her hand]

Woody Boyd:
Oh, oh, Miss Howe. Wait. I'm recycling glass bottles. I want this world to be clean for our children. I mean, my children... or your children... or our children. But seeing as how you got a date with someone else tonight, it seems like a long shot.

Rebecca Howe:
Woody, you're so good and I'm so bad. I feel guilty and ashamed. I, I feel like killing myself.

Woody Boyd:
[hands her a business card] I also volunteer for a suicide hotline. We do good things.