Cheers1982

[Two proper looking middle-aged women are in the bar. Carla is about to take their order]

Carla Tortelli:
So, what'll you have?

Lady #1:
I'll have a cup of tea.

Lady #2:
And I'll have a small sherry.

Carla Tortelli:
OK.

Lady #1:
Well, that sounds nice. Sherry sounds very nice. And it is late afternoon. And I think I'll have a glass of sherry too please.

Carla Tortelli:
Two sherries.

Lady #1:
Ah, make that a glass of wine. White wine.

Lady #2:
Wine! I haven't had a glass of wine in ages. Is your wine dry?

Carla Tortelli:
Yeah, it's OK.

Lady #2:
Then give me some wine too.

Carla Tortelli:
Two wines.

Lady #1:
You know what sounds like fun to me all of a sudden?

Lady #2:
What?

Lady #1:
A beer. I haven't had a beer since I don't know when.

Lady #2:
I used to have half a beer on a hot day.

Lady #1:
Well, it's quite cold out today.

Lady #2:
Then put a shot of whiskey with it and it's perfect.

Lady #1:
Two boilermakers, Wild Turkey and Bud.

Carla Tortelli:
I'll run a tab.

Lady #1:
Good!