Cheers1982

[the bar is empty and closed for the evening. The telephone rings; the answering machine picks up]

Woody Boyd:
[voice on answering machine message] Hi. This is Cheers. Well, it isn't actually Cheers. It's Woody Boyd. Cheers is actually the bar, and as such it couldn't be expected to talk.

Sam Malone:
[voice on the answering machine message] Woody, start again.

Woody Boyd:
[voice on the answering machine message] What? I'm doing fine. Anyway, uh, there's nobody here to take your call right now. Well, actually if you call right now, we can take your call, but if you call when you...

Sam Malone:
[voice on the answering machine message] Woody, would you cut it out. It's sounding stupid.

Woody Boyd:
[voice on the answering machine message] I am not. Why do you always treat me like I don't know what I'm doing?

Sam Malone:
[voice on the answering machine message] It sounds stupid, Woody.

Woody Boyd:
[voice on the answering machine message] It does not.

[the answering machine beeps]

Woody Boyd:
[voice on the telephone] Hi Sam. This is Woody. Uh, I guess you were right, it does sound stupid. I'll change it tomorrow.