Cheers1982

Norm Peterson:
One night, Vito let's a gay group hold a meeting in the back room, right? Gay's for the... metric system. Story got in the newspaper, gets a lot of attention, and next thing you know, Vito's Pub turns into...

Norm Peterson:
[in an effeminate voice]... Vito's Pub.

Norm Peterson:
All the regulars left, Sammy. Out went the oars and the moose heads, in came the plants and ferns. Ferns - eww. I just don't want that to happen to Cheers, that's all.

Sam Malone:
I don't believe that stuff. Bars don't turn gay overnight.

Norm Peterson:
You don't have to believe me. I have scientific proof. Cliff?

Cliff Clavin:
It happened.

Norm Peterson:
See!