Comedy Central Presents1998

Stephen Lynch:
Hush little girl, sweet baby don't cry, tonight / daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby, tonight / Why can't it all, be like it was before? / How can I explain why mommy's not here anymore? / 'Cuz daddy likes porno and ten-dollar whores / daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores / daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus / I think that's why mommy left us / Mommy left us / Hush, little girl, there is no reason to fret, tonight / Don't mind the smoke, daddy just wants to forget, [inhales sharply] tonight [exhales] / Soon it will all be like it was before / Any minute she will walk through that front door / But daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer / then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear / Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with pus / I think that's why mommy left us / Please, don't cry / I swear I'll try / to be here by your side... / right after daddy gets home from the bar / visits his bookie and steals a new car / he'll drive to the strip club, and if daddy plays his cards right / he'll bring home your new mommy tonight / lye dee dye, lye dye dye dee dye dye dee duh...