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Jeff Winger:
Sorry I'm late. I was in my car, loving Britta. [Jeff and Britta kiss and then look deeply into each other's eyes] I guess I just love you too much [Annie rocks nervously, a sick look on her face]

Britta Perry:
Not half as much as me

Abed Nadir:
Jeff do you think you'll marry Britta?

Jeff Winger:
I'd like to see someone stop me.

Britta Perry:
I just peed a little.

Abed Nadir:
[Abed presents them with a ring] Then here, propose.

Britta Perry:
[Jeff and Britta both look at the ring and then begin struggling over it] I've got it. I've got it. [Britta gets the ring and puts it on Jeff's finger] Jeff Winger, will you marry me?

Jeff Winger:
Yeah, yeah, of course. No problem, no problem. [Shirley screams in delight and Annie screams in horror]

Abed Nadir:
Great, I'll be right back [Abed rushes out of the room]

Shirley Bennett:
[Annie screams again as Jeff and Britta kiss] Thank the Lord you're getting married, I was so worried about your souls ever since you had premarital sex on the table.

Troy Barnes:
[Everyone leaps back from the table in disgust] Awesome!

Jeff Winger:
You told Shirley?

Shirley Bennett:
Well there's no need for secrecy now. It was during the paintball game

Troy Barnes:
Was there anything you didn't win that day?

Annie Edison:
[Annie runs over and punches Jeff in the face] You slept with her and then kissed me?

Britta Perry:
What?

Irish Singer:
[Abed enters with an entourage of people carrying a wedding arbor and singing] But she's in so deep/ You know she's such a fool for him/ She's got a ring around her finger ah-ah-ah/ And Abed hired and Irish singer/ Britta's marrying/ Britta's marrying/ Britta's marrying Jeffrey Winger!