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Jeff Winger:
Don't say anything until you hear what I have to say. I've known you for almost two years now and I've never taken you as seriously as I should have. You are the strangest, coolest, most genuine person I've ever met. And the thing that scares me about you is how good you make me wish I was. Help me, Rich. Help me become like you. I mean, I am so amazing, but I'm not perfect. You are. Give me that power, so I can abuse it.

Rich:
Jeff, you are one funny bunny. But you can't just fake being good in order to get away with doing bad things.

Jeff Winger:
Oh, I completely understand. And do you understand that I still have to try, and that, if you don't help me, you're a bad person?

Rich:
You got me there, guy. Come on in and dry off.